Totally Average Listener - Black
If you believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and questioning absolutely everything… congratulations, you’re a Totally Average Listener.
This tee features the full Average On Purpose universe in classic 90s cartoon style: your favorite podcast hosts rocking tin foil hats, side-hugging friendly aliens and Sasquatch under a glowing UFO. It’s weird, nostalgic, and just the right amount of unhinged—exactly like the conversations you tune in for.
Printed on a soft, comfortable white tee, this shirt keeps it subtle on the front with a small chest logo and goes full conspiracy-core on the back with a bold circular graphic and retro lettering.
Perfect for:
• Podcast listeners who live for chaos
• Conspiracy theorists (the fun kind)
• Bigfoot truthers
• Alien apologists
• Anyone proudly average on purpose
Wear it to the grocery store, your favorite dive bar, or while deep-diving into the weird side of the internet. People will ask questions. You don’t have to answer them.
Totally Average. Totally On Purpose.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Average on Purpose Podcast
- Email: average-on-purpose-podcast-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Totally Average Listener - Black Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|