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Totally Average Listener - Black

$35.00

If you believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and questioning absolutely everything… congratulations, you’re a Totally Average Listener.

This tee features the full Average On Purpose universe in classic 90s cartoon style: your favorite podcast hosts rocking tin foil hats, side-hugging friendly aliens and Sasquatch under a glowing UFO. It’s weird, nostalgic, and just the right amount of unhinged—exactly like the conversations you tune in for.

Printed on a soft, comfortable white tee, this shirt keeps it subtle on the front with a small chest logo and goes full conspiracy-core on the back with a bold circular graphic and retro lettering.

Perfect for:
• Podcast listeners who live for chaos
• Conspiracy theorists (the fun kind)
• Bigfoot truthers
• Alien apologists
• Anyone proudly average on purpose

Wear it to the grocery store, your favorite dive bar, or while deep-diving into the weird side of the internet. People will ask questions. You don’t have to answer them.

Totally Average. Totally On Purpose.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.