Average Best Friend - Black
Average Best Friend Tee
This shirt is for the friend who hears everything and absolutely remembers it later.
Featuring a subtle Average Best Friend logo on the front and a bold, pixel-style statement on the back that reads “We Listen And We Only Judge Others,” this tee is a love letter to loyal listeners, ride-or-dies, and the group chat MVPs who stay neutral… publicly.
Printed on a soft black tee with retro, 8-bit inspired lettering, it’s sarcastic, self-aware, and just unhinged enough to feel honest. Perfect for podcast recording days, late-night debriefs, or silently clocking someone else’s bad decisions.
Perfect for:
• The designated best friend
• Emotional support listeners
• People who keep secrets (mostly)
• Anyone proudly average and deeply observant
Because listening is caring.
Judging is optional.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Average on Purpose Podcast
- Email: average-on-purpose-podcast-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Average Best Friend - Black Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|